macintush:

"It’s pronounced like jif"

Yeah well I don’t gif a fuck

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All suffering originates from craving, from attachment, from desire.
― Edgar Allan Poe  (via fukwhore)

(Source: purplebuddhaproject)

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jesus:

peklaxdog:

angel:

asian:

ejective:

if lust is a sin and im horny 24/7 does that mean i sin 24/7

I don’t mind sinning more and help you out ;)

you two need jesus

i dont think jesus was into threesomes

you don’t know me

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A blowjob isn’t given with your mouth, it’s given with your heart
― My boyfriend trying to get head (via sextnoise)

(Source: marrowack)

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My sister told me a soul mate is not the person who makes you the happiest but the one who makes you feel the most, who conducts your heart to bang the loudest, who can drag you giggling with forgiveness from the cellar they locked you in. It has always been you.
― Sierra Demulder, Love, Forgive Me  (via childoflust)

(Source: quotethat)

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Say it before you run out of time. Say it before it’s too late. Say what you’re feeling. Waiting is a mistake.
― (via supmariss)

(Source: icanrelateto)

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wizardroryweasley:

ticktocksheep:

“Hey, buy me this thing”

“lol ok”

“waIT NO I WAS KIDDING PLEASE DON’T OH MY GOD I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS STOP BEING SO NICE DON’T YOU DARE GET ME THIS THING I ASKED FOR I SWEAR TO GOD”

"Here, I bought you the thing"

"I TOLD YOU NOT TO I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS"

"just take it"

"I CAN’T-if you insist oK THANK YOU VERY MUCH"

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